10 Good Reasons To Buy Fabric
1. It insulates the cupboard where it is kept
2. It keeps the economy moving. It is my duty
to support cotton farmers, textile mills and
quilt shops.
3. It is less expensive and more fun than
psychiatric care.
4. I'm participating in a contest - the one who dies
with the most fabric wins.
5. It keeps without refrigeration, you don't have to
cook it to enjoy it you never have to feed it,
change it, wipe its nose or walk it.
6. Because I'm worth it.
7. Like dust, it's good for protecting previous
empty spaces in the house, like the ironing
board, the laundry basket and the dining room
table.
8. It's not immoral, illegal or fattening. It calms the
nerves, gratifies the soul and makes me feel
good.
9. Because it's on sale.
9. Buy it now before your husband retires and goes
with you on all your shopping trips.
happy stitching jenni
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